…the afternoon sun returns to my apartment, like it did today. It splashed its gold all over my living room’s north wall.
Why? What day did you think it was?
Oh, all right. Here:
Your Candy Heart Says “Get Real”
You’re a bit of a cynic when it comes to love.
You don’t lose your head, and hardly anyone penetrates your heart.
Your ideal Valentine’s Day date: is all about the person you’re seeing (with no mentions of v-day!)
Your flirting style: honest and even slightly sarcastic
What turns you off: romantic expectations and “greeting card” holidays
Why you’re hot: you don’t just play hard to get – you are hard to get
(I’m not that cynical. Not really. It’s just that I’m the sort of woman who likes to browse hardware stores.)