Are banjos edible?

I’ve spent the afternoon futzing around with astrology programs because the one I had doesn’t work on my new Mac. That, however, didn’t give me anything to write about. Luckily a friend of mine (he’s an animal! I mean, he’s Animal) inspired me to do this:

What Muppet are you?

You are Kermit the Frog.

You are reliable, responsible and caring. And you have a habit of waving your arms about maniacally.
FAVORITE EXPRESSIONS: “Hi ho!” “Yaaay!” and “Sheesh!”
FAVORITE MOVIE: “How Green Was My Mother”
LAST BOOK READ: “Surfin’ the Webfoot: A Frog’s Guide to the Internet”
HOBBIES: Sitting in the swamp playing banjo.
QUOTE: “Hmm, my banjo is wet.”

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The above is what I get when I answer absolutely truthfully and honestly and without a single lie. When I decided to be true to myself, I get this:

What Muppet are you?

You are Rizzo the Rat.

You have few friends, but are loyal to those you do have. Maybe if you didn’t smell like sewage you would have more.
SPECIES: Rodentia Digesta Lotta Grub
FAVORITE MOVIE: “Rat On A Hot Tin Roof”
FAVORITE SONG: “The Pest Is Yet To Come”
FAVORITE FOOD: You got it, I’ll eat it.
HOBBIES: See “Favorite Food”.
QUOTE:”When do we eat?”

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…And it is scarily accurate.

By Keera Ann Fox

I am a bi-lingual American who has lived most of my life in Norway.
Jeg er en tospråklig amerikaner som har bodd mesteparten av mitt liv i Norge.

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